Post-apocalypse T-Shirts

"I derive some satisfaction from being right."

"You've got a bit of brain on the side of your mouth."

Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

Night of the Zombonies.

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

Zombie Problems

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"I'll have dessert first."

Prepper Dog

"What the hell happened to this town?"

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

End of world nigh!!!

The Future

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

"The season finale of the world is near."

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

'Well, Dewey, the world will never be the same. ... the deer have gone nuclear.'

I survived end of the world after party.

The final days of hair coloring

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

'My backup special...'

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

"The end of the world is nigh."