Zombie Apocalypse Gifts

'Oh, I'm not a guru - I'm just up here to hide from the zombie apocalypse.'

Zombie standup

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Night of the Zombonies.

Dead Funny

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Zombies.

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Check zombies.

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

Zombie pet tricks.

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Monster Baseball

Halloween Selfie

Zombie Problems

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

Pinata Zombies

"I've got the creepiest costume for Halloween! It's an alien-like creature with hypnotic powers...that'll suck your brains out and turn you into a mindless zombie!"

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 2

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

Office zombie.

Born of the Dead

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

The Zombie Awakes...

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

'Ooooo...I ate it too fast. Brain freeze.'