Zombies Gifts

Night of the living will

Employment office: Zombies for hire.

Bored at the City Morgue.

Primer for Zombie Kids

"Okay, is it a real zombie or nitrogen narcosis?!"

"This may come as a shock to you, but I'm not particularly worried about a zombie apocalypse!"

'Well, that's just great...zombies! There goes the neighbourhood!'

'Now I want you all to put your thinking caps on...'

"No physical is required."

A family cowers in fear as their chicken dinner gets up and walks around.

'Guess who.'

'No, Igor, not Phillips head...Flat head! Flat head! Bring me the flat head!'

"You better not be cheating on our Atkins diet buster!"

Walking Dyed

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

'Things have been a lot better around here since we just started feeding them.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

A woman watches hands come out of the washing machine.

'Run for your like! That's no ordinary flesh eating zombie! That's my ex-wife.'

'Aw, mom, really? Brains again?'

The Walking Dead...The Jogging Dead

"Honey, it's either the cast of 'The Walking Dead' stopping by or... your parents."

"Halloween's tomorrow, Bob."

"You have a small piece of brain stuck in your teeth."

"Ooh! Who sent the edible arrangement?"

Rabid COVID Teens

"I can't believe you forgot your death certificate."

Zombie crossing

March of the Zoombies.

Man with sticker on card reading 'Zombies love brains'.

“Sorry, we don’t accept the living dead.”

"Back in 15 min."

"I contemplate Zombie number seventeen."

"You know, if we didn't walk this way we might get close enough to eat someone."