Zombie Lore Gifts

"Who needs medicare when you're a zombie?"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Zombie standup

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Night of the Zombonies.

Dead Funny

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Zombies.

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

Check zombies.

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Zombie pet tricks.

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

Zombie Problems

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Monster Baseball

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 2

Pinata Zombies

Born of the Dead

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

The Zombie Awakes...

'Ooooo...I ate it too fast. Brain freeze.'

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2