Zombie Lore Pillows

"Who needs medicare when you're a zombie?"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Zombie standup

Night of the Zombonies.

Dead Funny

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Zombies.

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

Check zombies.

Zombie pet tricks.

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

Monster Baseball

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Zombie Problems

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

The Zombie Awakes...

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

Born of the Dead

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

'Ooooo...I ate it too fast. Brain freeze.'