Zombie Folklore Followers Pillows

Zombie rents from the dead box DVDs.

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Night of the Zombonies.

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

Office zombie.

'Ooooo...I ate it too fast. Brain freeze.'

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

A typical Monday. Zombie truck driving maniacs! South Pole penguin love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent, zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!

Mayhem, Inc. Part 2

'No, Igor, not Phillips head...Flat head! Flat head! Bring me the flat head!'

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

Zombie plumber calling out for drains...

Giant Headless Horseman

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

Witch Bonfire

'Don't worry, pal. I'm just here for one of them. You still have eight to go.'

'Please, pay attention.'

'Arghhh! He's got no face!'

"Baldo. My name is El Muerto. I have a message for you...from the afterlife."

"Let's dig into that. When did you first start feeling like you lost the will to not live?"

Zombie Christmas

"You're a surprisingly good kisser for having two different dead guys' lips."

"No, I'm scarier."