Zombie Culture Follower Pillows

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Zombie standup

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Night of the Zombonies.

Dead Funny

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Zombies.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Check zombies.

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Zombie pet tricks.

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Monster Baseball

Zombie Problems

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

Born of the Dead

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

The Zombie Awakes...

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

'Ooooo...I ate it too fast. Brain freeze.'

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'