Zombie Culture Follower Pillows

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Zombie standup

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Dead Funny

Night of the Zombonies.

Zombies.

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Check zombies.

Zombie pet tricks.

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

Monster Baseball

Zombie Problems

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

'Ooooo...I ate it too fast. Brain freeze.'

Born of the Dead

Pinata Zombies

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

The Zombie Awakes...