Zombie Culture Pillows

"No thanks. Me Vegan!"

'Honey, there's a zombie at the door looking for brains,,,do we have anything for him'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Zombie standup

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Dead Funny

Night of the Zombonies.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Zombies.

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Check zombies.

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Zombie pet tricks.

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

Monster Baseball

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Zombie Problems

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

'Ooooo...I ate it too fast. Brain freeze.'

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

The Zombie Awakes...

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

Born of the Dead