Zombie Culture Pillows

"No thanks. Me Vegan!"

'Honey, there's a zombie at the door looking for brains,,,do we have anything for him'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Zombie standup

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Night of the Zombonies.

Dead Funny

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Zombies.

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Check zombies.

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

Zombie pet tricks.

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

Zombie Problems

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Monster Baseball

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

Pinata Zombies

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

The Zombie Awakes...

Born of the Dead

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

'Ooooo...I ate it too fast. Brain freeze.'