Zombie Devotee Gifts

Man with sticker on card reading 'Zombies love brains'.

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Zombie standup

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Night of the Zombonies.

Dead Funny

Zombies.

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Check zombies.

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Zombie pet tricks.

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

Monster Baseball

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

Halloween Selfie

Zombie Problems

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

Pinata Zombies

Born of the Dead

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

The Zombie Awakes...