Zombie Devotee T-Shirts

Man with sticker on card reading 'Zombies love brains'.

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Zombie standup

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Dead Funny

Night of the Zombonies.

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Zombies.

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Check zombies.

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

Zombie pet tricks.

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

Halloween Selfie

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

Monster Baseball

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Zombie Problems

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

The Zombie Awakes...

Born of the Dead

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

'Ooooo...I ate it too fast. Brain freeze.'

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."