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Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Monster Baseball

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 2

"Ready...."

"Your wife called you 'heartless?' Well...she is right."

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

"Of course there is still a lot of stigma attached to being undead, I hardly ever get past the interview stage."

"Let's dig into that. When did you first start feeling like you lost the will to not live?"

'My doctor's put me on a strict diet. From now on I have to ask my victims how high their cholesterol is.'

"Brrrr...! - You know when you get the feeling that someone's just fallen into your grave...?"

After-Life Mints

“Sorry, we don’t accept the living dead.”

"Mt. Joe Cemetary?"

'It was a split decision.'

Don't Worry, Buddy I've Got Your Back!

'Instead of one of our dishes you want to eat me? Just a minute, sir.. I've go to ask the manager.'

Night of the just-trying-to-make-a-living dead.

That's a salad pitchfork, Bob.

'For once could we not have an evening with just the two of us rather than you always bringing along your drinking buddies.'