Zombie Stories Gifts

You Can't Escape Zombies in a Canoe

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Zombie standup

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Dead Funny

Night of the Zombonies.

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Zombies.

Check zombies.

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Zombie pet tricks.

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

Monster Baseball

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Welcome Ghost.

Redlaw and the Phantom

Zombie Problems

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

'I think you'll get a kick out of our 'haunted' MRI, Mrs. Hanratty.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"