Zombie Stories Gifts

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Zombie standup

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Dead Funny

Night of the Zombonies.

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Zombies.

Check zombies.

Zombie pet tricks.

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

Welcome Ghost.

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Zombie Problems

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

Redlaw and the Phantom

Monster Baseball

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

Born of the Dead