Morning Zombie Gifts

Sleepwalking to work.

"Switch me on please..."

'He LIVES! -- The monster LIVES!'

'I'm here for your coffee.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Zombie standup

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Night of the Zombonies.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Dead Funny

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Zombies.

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Alarmistclock

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

Business man sees himself as a shark

Zombie Problems

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

'Ooooo...I ate it too fast. Brain freeze.'

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

Born of the Dead

The Zombie Awakes...

"It's time to wake up!"

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'