Sleep-deprived Zombie Gifts

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

Tired Barbie

'You've got the Vietnam 1000 yard stare. All new parents get it!'

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

"So much for 'sleeping like a baby.'"

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

Women pay for one hour of uninterrupted sleep.

"Puffiness and dark circles under the eyes, sniffles, trouble sleeping, rashes...you don't have allergies...you have children."

Sleepwalking to work.

Tired - Stressed - Tired.

'I'm here for your coffee.'

Center For Sleep Deprivation

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

There Are Two Rules to Baby Club......

'What makes you think that he doesn't want you?'

"Your 2 am is here."

'Yawn! I'll toss you to see who goes...'

"Switch me on please..."

'Sleeping like a baby'

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"

Clearly, you've been burning the candle at both ends, Mr. Fusco. You have the wick of a man twice your age.

"Did he sleep through the night again?"

I'm not fussy! I'm stir-crazy!

"Mommy is taking the nap that you refused to take."

Overworked doctors in need of sleep

"It's not easy, the constant demand for attention, the fussing and crying..."

Parents sleeping with a new baby.

'There are four reasons for him to cry...he's hungry, he's wet, a pin is sticking him, or he wants to wake you up from a sound sleep.'

"Let's make a promise. When he's a teenager, we'll wake him up in the middle of the night."

"Congratulations! We've bought you one more thing to keep alive."