Zoom Zombie Gifts

"Webcams were unflattering even before we all had to start cutting our own hair."

Worst Zoom Meeting Ever.

Ew, Bob, we're on a Zoom call - get off your screen!

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Zombie standup

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

Night of the Zombonies.

Dead Funny

Zombies.

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Office Meeting

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Mark Anthony on Zoom.

Zombie Problems

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

Zumma Cum Laude

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

"5...4...3...2..."

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

Pinata Zombies

A typical Monday. Zombie truck driving maniacs! South Pole penguin love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent, zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

Born of the Dead

'Ooooo...I ate it too fast. Brain freeze.'

The Zombie Awakes...

"You're on mute."

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

'No, Igor, not Phillips head...Flat head! Flat head! Bring me the flat head!'

"Murphy the wonder dog - and some zombie he met at the unleashed park."

"Your wife called you 'heartless?' Well...she is right."

Zombie Fish