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'Oh, I'm not a guru - I'm just up here to hide from the zombie apocalypse.'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Zombie standup

Night of the Zombonies.

Dead Funny

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Zombies.

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Check zombies.

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Zombie pet tricks.

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

Monster Baseball

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Halloween Selfie

Zombie Problems

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

'Ooooo...I ate it too fast. Brain freeze.'

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

The Zombie Awakes...

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

Born of the Dead

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

Office zombie.