Zombie Apocalypse Fan Gifts

'Hamster Zombies'

Attack of the zombie snowman.

"We're too late - the zombie apocalypse has beaten us to this planet."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Zombie standup

Dead Funny

Night of the Zombonies.

Zombies.

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Check zombies.

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

Zombie pet tricks.

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Monster Baseball

Monster Clown

Zombie Problems

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."