Zombie Apocalypse Fan Gifts

'Hamster Zombies'

Attack of the zombie snowman.

Milla Jovovich

"We're too late - the zombie apocalypse has beaten us to this planet."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Zombie standup

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Dead Funny

Night of the Zombonies.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Zombies.

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"It's the dawn of a new era"

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Check zombies.

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

Zombie pet tricks.

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

Monster Baseball

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Monster Clown

Zombie Problems

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'