Zombie Tv Fan Gifts

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Zombie standup

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Night of the Zombonies.

Dead Funny

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Zombies.

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Check zombies.

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Zombie pet tricks.

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Monster Baseball

Zombie Problems

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

"I've got the creepiest costume for Halloween! It's an alien-like creature with hypnotic powers...that'll suck your brains out and turn you into a mindless zombie!"

Pinata Zombies

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

Born of the Dead

Mayhem, Inc. Part 2

The Zombie Awakes...

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."