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"I've been thinking about what you said about three living as cheaply as two"

Environmentalist Brainstorm

Water is discovered on the moon....

"Did you get my e-mail about who takes out the trash today?"

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

Hard Hat Area/Hard Nosed Area.

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

Murphy bed...Murphy.

"We went with an open floor plan because it can really facilitate a shared sense of hysteria."

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

"Did you order takeout?"

"We didn't have room to store the Halloween decorations so we put them on the Christmas Tree."

'A cheap single room for a lodger, close to the city, quiet, easy to clean... here you are, sir!'

Chess cleaner

'Office market' with tightened belt views small 'Square footage' meal with anger

A dog locks a man out and sleeps in his bed.

The runway.

'What would you like done with your DNA?'

A couple look at a graph on their bed

Artists in big spaces paint big canvases, whilst artists in small spaces paint on small ones.

"They expect to get all this into a one-bedroom in Brooklyn."

Walking stooped 'So that was the spare room.'

'Our space utilization study revealed that you have two square feet more than is allotted, so we're going to keep the office recycling bin in here.'

'I'm looking for a coffee table to match this book.'

"Just think - if it really was 'unlivably small', would they have installed a permanent ping-pong table?"

'Hello Ms. Russel, I'm going to be late in. I'm being held up at Euston.'

Workaholic's note to his wife

'I shall be using my conversation during dinner to announce that I shall be mounting a challenge to your supremacy in the home.'

'Over Building'

Next, I remember looking down at my body, and my kids fighting over the will.

Town Planning Dept looking at map with parks and green spaces. 'Ok! Let's eat our greens'