Urban Strategists T-Shirts

"He loves his leaf blower."

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

Commutobile

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...'

Hard Hat Area/Hard Nosed Area.

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

"Did you order takeout?"

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

'Wow, the support for legalizing marijuana is really picking up!'

"... but this is Emily Dickinson and that's a car alarm!"

"Face it, Larry. We're small fish and des Moines isn't that big a pond."

Sidewalk the game

Grim Reaper walks through an urban environment wearing a gas mask.

Planning Office - Acquired by Tesco

Country Mouse and City Mouse Meet Suburb Mouse

"It was the cheapest way for us to cover the potholes."

Fox Holes

'Do you not have a dictionary?'

"I've been thinking about what you said about three living as cheaply as two"

Poker Moms

Life in a food desert.

"If the Greenlanders don't want to become Americans, Trump can buy our meadow! It's green, too, and we wouldn't have to keep pulling up the weeds!"

Mowing the Lawn

"The boondocks R us, I guess."

Fake beggar.

'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.'

'Great! To top it all off, I've been put on hold!'

Chronically Unemployed.

"Baldo, you will never flip off people on the highway again...do you hear me?"

"'Scuse me, you getting out?"