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'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

My dinner with Andromeda

Golfers' Heaven

"Hold still!" "You're the one who forgot the tripod!"

Help yourself to happiness!

'Look on the bright side, Mr. Pomeroy. NOBODY'S ever been hit by a meteorite TWICE!'

"I suppose we could call it the doughnut asteroid..."

"I know about full moons, but come here!"

"Good game."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

Head over Hooves

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

The Lost World: You are Here

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

Astral Projection

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

An early space launch attempt.

Rocket and Witch Race

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"