Celestial Warrior Enthusiast Pillows

"He's an old school angel."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

Minister Starts at a New Church

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

Golfing with God.

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

'You're too aggressive.'

You are everywhere.

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

"It might be a while, the server just crashed again."

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

Angel with speed camera.

'Whoops!'

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

My dinner with Andromeda

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

'Actually, I find the destroying more satisfying than the nation-building.'

"I suppose we could call it the doughnut asteroid..."

"I'm your sun!"

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

'He seems nice.'

Shoot for the moon or die in the vacuum of space

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Celestial Sadie, In the Western sky after sunset, Jupitor can be seen nearly aligned with Venus. What do you make of this? R. Yates. Excellent question. That reminds me of a long lost civilization, in which there was no such thing as a typo. Where no one ever hit the wrong key because they wrote letters by hand. Eventually, it became so obsessed with speed that it began typing everything, and so inconsiderate that it soon stopped bothering to proo

CPA. It looks like some of our clients might have tax problems this year. Halley's Comet files a return only once every 75 years. And the black hole seems to be hiding lots of income. Neither Pluto nor Mars can pay what they owe. Pluto's assets are frozen. And Mars isn't called the "Red Planet" for no reason. I think earth might be the only one getting a refund. Of course, it has billions of dependents!

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

Budget Astronomy

And on the Seventh Day...