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"That's the Crab nebula and that's the 'load of dots that don't look like anything much' nebula!"

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"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

"We seem to be at that point where particle physics leaves of and theology begins."

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

Time Travel Research Lab

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

'I've overcome my fears of personal mortality and the indifference of the Universe, but I'm still a little worried about those skip-tracers.'

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."

'I'd like to eat out for a change.'

'I became a theoretical physicist because my poor hand-eye coordination precluded me from doing experiments...'

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

The Water Diviner

"This job could lead to smaller things."

"Ooh, get the quantum theorist hiding behind that tree."

"Reach for the stars! Are you Sirius?"

'Gee, I'd like to help you folks out, but I'm just a character assassin.'