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Dragon Head Trophy

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

Homo Gamus

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Gamers

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

"We seem to be at that point where particle physics leaves of and theology begins."

Time Travel Research Lab

Toastquest!

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

'I had laser eye surgery and I still can't find the remote.'

'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'

Two men in war bonnets sit in front of a giant skull

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

'I became a theoretical physicist because my poor hand-eye coordination precluded me from doing experiments...'

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."

"How would I know what 'the meaning of life' is...? I was hoping you were mountain rescue!"

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

The Water Diviner