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'The keeper of the secret bowl.'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

Nostradamus.

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

"I have grave news."

Business witch

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

Frog Prince

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

'Why, thank you -- I made it out of a molehill.'

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

'Sorry Ma'am, but I only do palm-readings...'

"Either the crystal ball's had it or you have."

"It's curious. No matter how hard I try, I can't find your life line."

'Our relationship isn't easy when she's always bringing up my past!'

"Your life line is a little weak, but we can fix that."

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."