Alpha Quester T-Shirts

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

Homo Gamus

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

Gamers

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

Macho man body building club.

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

Time Travel Research Lab

"We seem to be at that point where particle physics leaves of and theology begins."

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

'I had laser eye surgery and I still can't find the remote.'

'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

Two men in war bonnets sit in front of a giant skull

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

"Everybody in the whole damn household is alpha."

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'

'Why, thank you -- I made it out of a molehill.'

'Where it asks, 'head of household'. . . who is it. . . you or Marmaduke?'

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."

'I became a theoretical physicist because my poor hand-eye coordination precluded me from doing experiments...'

'Okay, alpha doggie, go delegate someone to fetch.'

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"