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"That's right - I'm talking to you."

'He doesn't know his own strength. Bull, you're squeezing too hard!'

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Born leader

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

"I don't care if you're an alpha male now! I'm still your mother and you'll do as you're told! Got it?!"

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"I started a collection!"

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

Taking to the sky...

"Well, there goes your theory of him thinking of you as his pack leader."

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

"Everybody in the whole damn household is alpha."

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

"Read this. It's a draft of a novel I'm writing fro the young adult market. I want to make sure there's absolutely nothing in it you can relate to."

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"Many of you were confused about the 'Randy's how to be an alpha' lesson from yesterday: 'live like you've got nothing left to lose'."

Driverless Car

'7 new planets discovered like Earth..' 'When do we leave?'

'How optimistic are you about the future?'

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."