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"Many of you were confused about the 'Randy's how to be an alpha' lesson from yesterday: 'live like you've got nothing left to lose'."

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

"Young Montague's full of himself."

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

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Human males marking territory.

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

Once entangled, clashing male doctors usually die a slow death by starvation.

"Everybody in the whole damn household is alpha."

"I hate shaking hands with him, he always squeezes as hard as he can!"

"Depressed and anxious by time flying past? Be positive, think how much faster it would go if you were enjoying yourself."

Top Dog

'Where it asks, 'head of household'. . . who is it. . . you or Marmaduke?'

'Okay, alpha doggie, go delegate someone to fetch.'

'Watch your step. I happen to know you're an alpha male.'

"Alpha Male."

"To be an alpha male, little buddy, you've got to live like you've got nothing left to lose."

I'm BAD deal with it

"That's right - I'm talking to you."

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Born leader

"He was the lifeguard at the gene pool."

"I don't care if you're an alpha male now! I'm still your mother and you'll do as you're told! Got it?!"

'The glass is neither half empty nor half full, Hargrove. The glass is too large.'

'A real Alpha-Female hey? Me, I am more of a D-minus male...'

In obedience school, he was the alpha male.

'Steve is our top salesperson. His secret is spending time visualizing success before he comes to work.'

"Comebacks require the right frame of mind."