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"To be an alpha male, little buddy, you've got to live like you've got nothing left to lose."

'I know it's gassy...'

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

"Young Montague's full of himself."

Welcome to algebra. As freshmen, you are the unknown variable X. After 32 years, I ask myself Y?

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

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"Well, there goes your theory of him thinking of you as his pack leader."

"Do I look like I need rescuing?"

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"Many of you were confused about the 'Randy's how to be an alpha' lesson from yesterday: 'live like you've got nothing left to lose'."

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

"Everybody in the whole damn household is alpha."

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'It's from the local microbrewery.'

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

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'Watch your step. I happen to know you're an alpha male.'

'So there's a fly in your beer — why begrudge a fellow creature a little happiness?'

'This beer is awful. I'll be glad when I've had enough.'

'Say - they tell me this real ale of yours is really SOMETHING,buddy!'

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'This place looks welcoming enough!'

"No, Simon, X is not that special something that Simon Cowell is looking for!"

"That's right - I'm talking to you."

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'And I'm'm not coming out of there 'til I'm amber!'

"I'm not a mean drunk—I'm just damned insensitive."

"I don't care if you're an alpha male now! I'm still your mother and you'll do as you're told! Got it?!"

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Armstrong fired me. I kind of wish I knew why. Who cares why? A real alpha doesn't let himself get fired, little buddy. What you should've done was fire your boss before he had a chance to fire you. That way, thoughts of everything he'd lose would flood his brain and there's a 48.7% chance he'd actually beg you to stay. Isn't that the same number from your book "From Dump-ee to Beg-ee"? Work, romance ... it doesn't matter. All the relationships are the same.