Alpha Mindset Admirer Gifts

"To be an alpha male, little buddy, you've got to live like you've got nothing left to lose."

'I know it's gassy...'

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

"Young Montague's full of himself."

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

Welcome to algebra. As freshmen, you are the unknown variable X. After 32 years, I ask myself Y?

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"Well, there goes your theory of him thinking of you as his pack leader."

"Everybody in the whole damn household is alpha."

Once entangled, clashing male doctors usually die a slow death by starvation.

"Many of you were confused about the 'Randy's how to be an alpha' lesson from yesterday: 'live like you've got nothing left to lose'."

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

BEER BELLY

Top Dog

'Watch your step. I happen to know you're an alpha male.'

'This beer is awful. I'll be glad when I've had enough.'

'So there's a fly in your beer — why begrudge a fellow creature a little happiness?'

'Say - they tell me this real ale of yours is really SOMETHING,buddy!'

'This place looks welcoming enough!'

I'm BAD deal with it

"That's right - I'm talking to you."

Born leader

'And I'm'm not coming out of there 'til I'm amber!'

"I don't care if you're an alpha male now! I'm still your mother and you'll do as you're told! Got it?!"

"He was the lifeguard at the gene pool."

"I'm not a mean drunk—I'm just damned insensitive."