Alpha Male Admirer Gifts

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

"He was the lifeguard at the gene pool."

Snow Devil

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'I know it's gassy...'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Shrinks in heaven

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

Angel Music

Wash your hands

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"Young Montague's full of himself."

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

Postcards from Heaven...

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

Zagat Rated.

"I don't see HIS name on it."

Angel Swing

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

Angel sees FIRE EXIT sign on trap door in cloud.

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