Alpha Male Enthusiast Gifts

'Watch your step. I happen to know you're an alpha male.'

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

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"Young Montague's full of himself."

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

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"Well, there goes your theory of him thinking of you as his pack leader."

Human males marking territory.

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

"I hate shaking hands with him, he always squeezes as hard as he can!"

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

"Many of you were confused about the 'Randy's how to be an alpha' lesson from yesterday: 'live like you've got nothing left to lose'."

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

'Okay, alpha doggie, go delegate someone to fetch.'

'Where it asks, 'head of household'. . . who is it. . . you or Marmaduke?'

"Alpha Male."

"To be an alpha male, little buddy, you've got to live like you've got nothing left to lose."

"That's right - I'm talking to you."

"Dear, do you think you may have become too comfortable with your masculinity?"

Born leader

"Why don't we call it a draw?"

"I'm not sure grieving openly is very many. I sure wouldn't want any of the guys in my crocheting group seeing me do it."

"I don't care if you're an alpha male now! I'm still your mother and you'll do as you're told! Got it?!"

Macho fishing.

"He was the lifeguard at the gene pool."

"Real men don't shave, but, if you have to, don't be dainty about it."

The New Man

In obedience school, he was the alpha male.

"This guy bothering you pretty lady?"

"Pie charts are girlish. We're men, we use steak charts."