Alpha Male Explorer Gifts

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

"Young Montague's full of himself."

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

Macho man body building club.

"Do you think there is life on other plants?"

Human males marking territory.

"I made it from a lost space probe."

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

Beer

"I hate shaking hands with him, he always squeezes as hard as he can!"

"Sipsies?"

"Many of you were confused about the 'Randy's how to be an alpha' lesson from yesterday: 'live like you've got nothing left to lose'."

'We would like to visit with you about the possibility of expanding our franchise...'

"You're holding a lot of homophobia in your lower back."

"Edward lived fast, died young, and left a very pretty corpse."

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

'Okay, alpha doggie, go delegate someone to fetch.'

'Where it asks, 'head of household'. . . who is it. . . you or Marmaduke?'

"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"

'Watch your step. I happen to know you're an alpha male.'

"I hear they're desperate for new users."

Four Stages of Boyhood

"I just love sci-pi movies."

"Alpha Male."

Why One's Parents Got Married