Alpha Male Explorer T-Shirts

Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool? That's one of those things you always see an alpha male do: Stand around a pool hall polishing his stick and racking up the balls … sizing up his shot, like he's secretly a geometric wizard who's about to make the whole world line up the way he wants it to with just one whack. Or maybe I should take up darts, where I myself become an extension of the missile I'm launching. Any sport in the bar family works.

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

"Young Montague's full of himself."

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

Macho man body building club.

"Do you think there is life on other plants?"

Human males marking territory.

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

"I made it from a lost space probe."

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

Beer

"I hate shaking hands with him, he always squeezes as hard as he can!"

"Sipsies?"

"Many of you were confused about the 'Randy's how to be an alpha' lesson from yesterday: 'live like you've got nothing left to lose'."

Where Cream Ale comes from

'We would like to visit with you about the possibility of expanding our franchise...'

"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"

"Edward lived fast, died young, and left a very pretty corpse."

Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool? That's on of those things you always see an alpha male do: stand around a pool hall polishing his stick and racking up the balls.

'Where it asks, 'head of household'. . . who is it. . . you or Marmaduke?'

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

"You're holding a lot of homophobia in your lower back."

'Okay, alpha doggie, go delegate someone to fetch.'

'Watch your step. I happen to know you're an alpha male.'

Four Stages of Boyhood

"I hear they're desperate for new users."

"I just love sci-pi movies."

S"o, how many undocumented Americans do you have on your planet?"

"Alpha Male."