Alpha Males With A Twist Gifts

"I'm not sure grieving openly is very many. I sure wouldn't want any of the guys in my crocheting group seeing me do it."

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

"Young Montague's full of himself."

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

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"Well, there goes your theory of him thinking of you as his pack leader."

Human males marking territory.

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

"I hate shaking hands with him, he always squeezes as hard as he can!"

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

'The poll results are clear Sir: Your days as the Alpha Male are numbered...'

Once entangled, clashing male doctors usually die a slow death by starvation.

"Many of you were confused about the 'Randy's how to be an alpha' lesson from yesterday: 'live like you've got nothing left to lose'."

Alpha Pansy... Grrrrrr

Top Dog

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

'Watch your step. I happen to know you're an alpha male.'

"To be an alpha male, little buddy, you've got to live like you've got nothing left to lose."

"Alpha Male."

"That's right - I'm talking to you."

Born leader

"Why don't we call it a draw?"

"I don't care if you're an alpha male now! I'm still your mother and you'll do as you're told! Got it?!"

"He was the lifeguard at the gene pool."

'A real Alpha-Female hey? Me, I am more of a D-minus male...'

In obedience school, he was the alpha male.

'For pity's sake, Albert, can't I step out for 5 minutes without Sparky deposing you as alpha male?!'

'He doesn't know his own strength. Bull, you're squeezing too hard!'