Alpha Admirer Gifts

'He does possess a certain indefinable quantity.'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Snow Devil

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'I know it's gassy...'

bird interprets modern art

Robocop and Juliet.

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

Robot Jogger

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Shrinks in heaven

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Robot walking pet robot

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

Wash your hands

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Angel Music