Alexandria Admirer Gifts

Hypatia

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Snow Devil

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

'I know it's gassy...'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Robocop and Juliet.

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Robot Jogger

Shrinks in heaven

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Robot walking pet robot

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

Remarkably Richmond

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Wash your hands

Angel Music

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.