Ale Admirer Gifts

'And I'm'm not coming out of there 'til I'm amber!'

"I'm not a mean drunk—I'm just damned insensitive."

Drawing it Mild.

'This place looks welcoming enough!'

BEER BELLY

'Say - they tell me this real ale of yours is really SOMETHING,buddy!'

'So there's a fly in your beer — why begrudge a fellow creature a little happiness?'

'This beer is awful. I'll be glad when I've had enough.'

'I know it's gassy...'

'It's from the local microbrewery.'

"I just called to say you really are the love of my life."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

bird interprets modern art

Robocop and Juliet.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Robot Jogger

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Robot walking pet robot

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Prisoner still life painting.