Alpha Admirer Mugs

'He does possess a certain indefinable quantity.'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Snow Devil

'I know it's gassy...'

bird interprets modern art

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Robocop and Juliet.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Shrinks in heaven

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Robot walking pet robot

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Angel Music

Wash your hands

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check