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'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

"You're such a good listener."

"He was a very good boy."

"Now I really hate poetry."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

"He's gone goth"

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

TSA Noah

Spring Training

Dog Park / Cat Park

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Bears

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."