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"But you did not bow to his cuteness."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

"He was a very good boy."

"You're such a good listener."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

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"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

TSA Noah

"He's gone goth"

"Too much concealer?"

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

Spring Training

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Bears

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.