Animal Authority Admirer Gifts

"But you did not bow to his cuteness."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

"You're such a good listener."

"He was a very good boy."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

"He's gone goth"

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

TSA Noah

Spring Training

Dog Park / Cat Park

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"Too much concealer?"

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Bears

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'