Authority Admirer Gifts

Trump takes the podium

'Where's the chapter on 'Because I said so'?'

"I brake for all Police Cars."

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Robocop and Juliet.

Unto thee shall pass the executive laser pointer. Take this authority and delegate it.

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

Mensa Does Improv

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

Robot walking pet robot

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

"I like to keep things simple."

The Thinker

Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.'

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

AI Toaster: "What's Einstein's famous equation?"

Israeli leader Ariel Sharon, pose one

"There's the mailman!"

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

Abraham Lincoln

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

'Oh, God I have to talk to a *****! Human!'