Authority Admirers Gifts

'Around here, every day is bosses day!'

The Boss

Unto thee shall pass the executive laser pointer. Take this authority and delegate it.

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

"I like to keep things simple."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'We don't believe your story: a wolf would never attack a sheep.'

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

Continental marshal

'We were matched by computer.'

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

The Codfather.

Alan Turing

"I like things to be done my way but by somebody else."

'Your mum and I are thinking about giving your power of attorney...' - 'Yes! Yes! Yes! I'm rich! Rich!' - '...and now, strangely, I'm having second thoughts.'

'Your opinions are a rephrasing of my opinions. I like that in a subordinate.'

'You can't just get up and leave without permission.'

"Nice touch, Jenkins. I like a man who salutes."

'There's a car in my parking spot! Torch it!'

Dog Food Co.

Campus police are dorm troopers.

'He's really OK, except for the power trips.'

Power: 'It's mine and you can't have it.'

"You denounce the scourge of American imperialism, reject the authority of the U.N. and the World Bank, and then a little joke."

'Get on the ground! Hands behind your head! Move! ... OK, anyone else feel like arguing with the ref?'

'Where's the chapter on 'Because I said so'?'

'Let's play school. I'll be the principal and you be the teacher, or you be the principal and I'll be the superintendent.'