Authority Admirers Mugs

What on earth made you decide to go into law, Mr. Fusco? Honestly? I have a women-with-gavels fetish.

'Around here, every day is bosses day!'

The Boss

Unto thee shall pass the executive laser pointer. Take this authority and delegate it.

'Tesco's cheif executive meets with staff.'

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

"I like to keep things simple."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

'We don't believe your story: a wolf would never attack a sheep.'

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

Continental marshal

Play It Safe

'We were matched by computer.'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

Alan Turing

The Codfather.

"I like things to be done my way but by somebody else."

'Your mum and I are thinking about giving your power of attorney...' - 'Yes! Yes! Yes! I'm rich! Rich!' - '...and now, strangely, I'm having second thoughts.'

Bill's new strap-on steer horns helped give him more clout at the office.

'Your opinions are a rephrasing of my opinions. I like that in a subordinate.'

'You can't just get up and leave without permission.'

"Nice touch, Jenkins. I like a man who salutes."

Campus police are dorm troopers.

"Ya gotta obey the rules otherwise there's anarchy!"

Dog Food Co.

To give more clout to his disciplining style, Principal Dave Murdock installed a wind tunnel in his office.

'There's a car in my parking spot! Torch it!'

'He's really OK, except for the power trips.'

Power: 'It's mine and you can't have it.'

"You denounce the scourge of American imperialism, reject the authority of the U.N. and the World Bank, and then a little joke."