Authority Dynamic Admirer Mugs

Bishop Disciplining a Small Boy

Unto thee shall pass the executive laser pointer. Take this authority and delegate it.

Superheroes Having a Drink

'Tesco's cheif executive meets with staff.'

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

'Mr. Donovan, is it all right if I tie my shoelace?'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

"I like to keep things simple."

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

Boss, what if I told you I forgot to lock up last night and someone totally robbed us blind? I'd say "no problem," because of your contract. My contract? It allows me to auction off your less vital internal organs to recover any damages you cause me. You really should read the fine print before you sign the papers, minion. I did. But I wrote in finer print that all fine print is null and void. Only the ruling class can use fine print, minion.

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

Israeli leader Ariel Sharon, pose one

Abraham Lincoln

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

Barack Obama

Continental marshal

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

Ever since I was a calf, I've always wanted my own henchman!

The Codfather.

"I like things to be done my way but by somebody else."

'Your mum and I are thinking about giving your power of attorney...' - 'Yes! Yes! Yes! I'm rich! Rich!' - '...and now, strangely, I'm having second thoughts.'

Bill's new strap-on steer horns helped give him more clout at the office.

'Your opinions are a rephrasing of my opinions. I like that in a subordinate.'

Winston Churchill.

President Barack Obama

"Nice touch, Jenkins. I like a man who salutes."

'You can't just get up and leave without permission.'

Ghaddafi by Psychiatrist

'There's a car in my parking spot! Torch it!'

'He's really OK, except for the power trips.'