Dynamic Duo Admirer Mugs

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

Batmansplaining.

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

"I think the banana looks like a mustache, or a weird smile or something. How about an apple? ... Just a suggestion."

Boss, what if I told you I forgot to lock up last night and someone totally robbed us blind? I'd say "no problem," because of your contract. My contract? It allows me to auction off your less vital internal organs to recover any damages you cause me. You really should read the fine print before you sign the papers, minion. I did. But I wrote in finer print that all fine print is null and void. Only the ruling class can use fine print, minion.

Home Business - Printer Ink.

It's not always a good idea for two contrarians like you to be together. Amanda Kern. Comics Counseling. You hear that, you old battle-axe? Yeah, I hear that, you old coot. That'll be $150.

How about swapping wives for the day?

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

"Look! the poor kid's prematurely BALD!"

"I'm Roberto, and I'll be your waiter this evening. This is Carl. He's in charge of portion control."

Ever since I was a calf, I've always wanted my own henchman!

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

'We're a team - he walks the walk, and I talk the talk!'

'I'm a mover and my wife is a shaker -- it works out.'

Ghaddafi by Psychiatrist

Sid & Nancy

'I've always thought they were up to something whenever we're gone'

Herbert can't read, Janice can't jump, but together they can rule the world!

"You've had to be kind to survive, and I've had to be nasty."

Dance Partners

'Just so i'll know you can't resuscitate a grape-nut, right?'

"I'll have to admit he's rather attractively packaged."

'Ohhhh, he finally broke.'

'Nice piece of kit!'.

Mouse Starts Dancing to Snake Charmer on Computer Screen

Laurel and Hardy.

Man answers phone in middle of the night annoying his wife.

'Hi honey I'm Home.'

'Wow: The new man who's filling in for you is the best worker I've EVER seen...'

'How come when I like the wife, you don't like the husband? . . . Sigh. We'll never have friends.'

"Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men."

'I'm just a mover myself, but I'm married to a shaker.'

Bishop Disciplining a Small Boy