Authority Lover Mugs

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

Unto thee shall pass the executive laser pointer. Take this authority and delegate it.

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

'Tesco's cheif executive meets with staff.'

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

Wrong leadership.

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

Manager - I don't just manage, I excel!

"Now that we reinvented ourselves, who do you think should run the company?"

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

"It's hard to manage a staff meeting in a company whose employees all have laser pointers."

"I like to keep things simple."

Change, Change, Change, Change.

'It basically boils down to you need to do stuff better.'

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'I feel a leader should be approachable.'

Obama

'I've gone from King of the Jungle to team leader.'

'Good work is it's own reward, but delegation is even better.'

'We don't believe your story: a wolf would never attack a sheep.'

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

Leadership never hibernates.

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

'I have an open-door policy, but only until the air conditioner is repaired.'