Interstellar Treasure Hunter T-Shirts

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

The Dubloon Stops Here

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Pirate

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Archaeologists discover a football

Dept. of the Treasury

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

'It's a treasure map.'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

Pirate dogs burying bones.

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.