Constellation Seeker Gifts

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

Emergency exit into Space

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

Cosmology marches on. . .

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

Cherub on a cloud

Chess on TV

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

"Don't worry... they're not swearing. They're astrophysicists."

Space: Property of No-One

But what the asteroid hadn't counted on was the plucky courage and dogged determination of one young man. Albert Snipe, asteroid hunter.

'We've discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star or just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

Matador.

"Five minutes, General."

A robot tans himself in the sun while holding a solar panel so he can recharge.

"Man! That's the closest I've been to Earth in 60,000 years and that's about as close as I ever want to get."

Budget Opticians.

Big circus elephant balancing on one foot

'Those are just phrases your going through.'

Alien Optician.

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

"Your mother named a star after you? Incredible! A star named Dipstick!"

The Paranormal Society...

The scourge of the 'burbs, cable pirates board another innocent hom in their unceasing search for that one extra channel, the occasional first-run movie, or the highly-prized pay-per-view sports events..